so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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