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  We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.

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• This is the first text on here to honestly make me laugh in a long fuckin tine

  Submitted by evolwayz on Nov 29, 10 at 3:54pm

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• Dedication to fast food. Legit.

  Submitted by aMFb on Nov 29, 10 at 2:34pm

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• This is one of the best texts I've read in a long time. Thank you!

  Submitted by IcedMango on Nov 29, 10 at 5:00pm

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• EPIC! Finally an original and funny text.

  Submitted by fearnaught44 on Nov 29, 10 at 5:01pm

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• I just busted out laughing in class reading this and everyone is just sitting here looking at me... I love being stoned in math class

  Submitted by BDGK on Nov 29, 10 at 5:54pm

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• Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed so hard! I would have loved to see that!

  Submitted by lolly61191 on Nov 29, 10 at 3:51pm

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• man down onbviously doesn't matter when it comes to mcdicks

  Submitted by Halers94 on Nov 29, 10 at 4:00pm

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• funniest tfln in a long time!

  Submitted by michaelafogle on Nov 29, 10 at 5:14pm

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• Damn egg McMuffins mean more more than some tripped up ho! Glad to see your priorities are in order, you're hired!

  Submitted by ly0ntamer on Nov 29, 10 at 5:44pm

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• Just laughed so loud at this everyone just looked at me lol

  Submitted by rossybossy on Nov 30, 10 at 3:08pm

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• I was drinking water as I was reading this and after I laughed/splashed water on my laptop, for some reason I'm not mad

  Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Nov 29, 10 at 11:12pm

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• Hahahaha coby. Who said that?

  Submitted by bostonrocks44 on Nov 29, 10 at 11:03pm

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• That would be like my friends. A good friend helps u up when u fall but a best friend laughs like he'll!

  Submitted by Zathelia on Nov 29, 10 at 5:35pm

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• Amazing!

  Submitted by McBoogerBalls87 on Oct 24, 11 at 1:50pm

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• I literally created a username to leave a comment for this text. Absolutely the funniest text ive read!! Thank u for sharing

  Submitted by naughtynuts on Dec 1, 10 at 11:32am

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• A round of applause for the " leave her" guy! He is truly worthy of the medal of dishonor for unvalor!

  Submitted by hurleysurferman on Nov 29, 10 at 7:01pm

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• Priceless... :D

  Submitted by dbonch on Nov 30, 10 at 1:44am

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• meh. mcd's isn't worth it.

  Submitted by graphixgrrl on Dec 2, 10 at 7:16pm

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• This was quite hilarious!

  Submitted by ladi_kelz on Nov 30, 10 at 5:41pm

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• Ahahaha exactly what any SANE person would do

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 10 at 11:42pm

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• Your my hero!

  Submitted by Luckyslev on May 12, 11 at 2:38am

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• I've never laughed so hard in my life

  Submitted by lu_her01 on Nov 30, 10 at 1:04am

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• that's not from last night, it obviously from the morning.

  Submitted by wickedrudy on Dec 2, 10 at 11:48pm

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• That man wants a fucking McGriddle. NOW.

  Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 30, 10 at 12:38am

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• 697 people didn't make it in time to get breakfast

  Submitted by lolbeast34 on May 11, 11 at 5:26pm

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• Loved it!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by harley15 on Nov 29, 10 at 10:48pm

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• Hahahhaha!!!! Fuck this is the best! Cracks me up everytime!!

  Submitted by slammered on Dec 23, 10 at 4:57am

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• Thts called Devotion. Ur goin places Kidd.

  Submitted by 1mon on Dec 8, 10 at 10:02pm

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• Winner.

  Submitted by yowhaat on Dec 1, 10 at 7:47am

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• I geeked readin this

  Submitted by n35ta on Nov 29, 10 at 10:44pm

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• Your Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired!\nYour Fired!\nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired!\nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired!\nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired!\nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired!\nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired!\nYour Fired!\n\nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired!\nYour Fired!\nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired!\nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired!\nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYou

  Submitted by rickscott on Nov 30, 10 at 1:51pm

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• Fat ass tripped haha

  Submitted by julianaa on Nov 29, 10 at 11:35pm

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• fatty nooo

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 10 at 2:22pm

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• Hahaha, that girl needs better friends!

  Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 2:32pm

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• Lmao, love it.

  Submitted by EclecticPandora on Jun 10, 11 at 12:30am

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• That's fuckin hilarious!

  Submitted by pumpedupkicks on Jan 22, 12 at 12:07pm

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• Does anyone else think this is about a bunch of fat chicks?

  Submitted by OtherSideOfStory on Nov 29, 10 at 8:03pm

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  • I run like hell for food and I'm 5'4'' and weigh 110 at the absolute most.

    Submitted by allonsy10 on Sep 8, 11 at 12:32am

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• Haha no bs this is one of the best I've ever read. Plus, it's in my area. Way to rep Maryland.

  Submitted by rc685 on Dec 1, 10 at 2:26pm

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• I read this in the middle of class and busted out laughing. Got all sorts of crazy looks bit completely worth it. This is so funny thanks for sharing :)

  Submitted by brezzybri on Dec 3, 10 at 1:53pm

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• Your Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired!\nYour Fired!\nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired!\nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired!\nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired!\nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired!\nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired!\nYour Fired!\n\nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired!\nYour Fired!\nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired!\nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYour Fired!\nYour Fired! \nYour Fired! \nYou

  Submitted by rickscott on Nov 30, 10 at 1:48pm

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• I don't care of this is fake or not. This just made my day. Now my question is how far away was this mad run..? Also was Rick Scott around moving his fat ass as fast as he can causing the girl to fall because he wanted it all to himself..since that's the only reason why he's saying your fried non-stop here. Rick you afraid of people learning the truth about you??

  Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 1, 10 at 3:25am

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• I laughed hysterically at this one!! It sounds like something my husband would do for some mickeyDs... Priorities are very important in a relationship:)

  Submitted by KBuds on Dec 5, 10 at 4:06am

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• BA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA gotta love McDonald's breakfast

  Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 12:37am

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• Breakfast is fucking important. There are PSA's confirming that shit.

  Submitted by sophia3394 on Sep 1, 13 at 12:48am

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• Priorities.

  Submitted by emilysanerd on Dec 19, 10 at 11:18am

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• HAHAHAHAHAHA this is funny shit!

  Submitted by hotlauren on Oct 4, 11 at 2:46am

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• Best TFLN ever!! I could see my bff doing this to me.

  Submitted by inlvwcats on Nov 30, 10 at 5:47am

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• Man down! Fired!

  Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 29, 10 at 2:23pm

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• If they had the ability to run full speed without tripping how do they not have the ability to remember this?

  Submitted by loriann87 on Nov 30, 10 at 12:17pm

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  • exactly. also, it had to be eleven in the morning (on the weekend) to have to rush to McD's...? Most people wouldn't be so messed up they couldn't remember something at eleven in the morning. the odds just say no.

    Submitted by iheartFYS on Nov 30, 10 at 12:45pm

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• I literally loled

  Submitted by lxcusack1025 on Jan 6, 12 at 10:14pm

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• Sorry, but this is totally fake.

  Submitted by iheartFYS on Nov 30, 10 at 12:25am

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