i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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