I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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