Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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