I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
3 2 1 whiskey
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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