Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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