and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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