honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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