What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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