if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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