We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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