so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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