I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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