"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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