Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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