smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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