She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
i now understand why vodka
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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