Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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