How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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