i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
i out mim tonsoeep
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