It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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