You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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