Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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