North Korea, Best Korea!
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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