i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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