Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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