I wish i was in the wii world.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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