I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
