If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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