I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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