worst night to have a conscience
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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