do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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