you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I bet he comes in French.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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