Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
