i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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