did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Shame - the story of my life.
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