That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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