I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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