oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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