it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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