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(480): View more from Arizona

I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.

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(705): View more from Ontario

I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.

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(415): View more from California

She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.

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(845): View more from New York

I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.

(502): View more from Kentucky

Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.

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