So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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