That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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