Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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