So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I need moral support for this bender
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
