just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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