I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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