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I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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