honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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